hey sorry im late i didnt want to come
If you find yourself thinking “Wait. Can’t say that. He’ll think I’m weird and fucked up.” Ditch them and find someone who responds with something twice as weird and three times as fucked up.
Jeremiah Van Guilder (via lullabysounds)
Sagittarius has the worst time coping with = intense emotions, loss of freedom and people who aren’t what they seem
hi everyone, it’s dorothy gale from kansas, and i nominate the wicked witch of the west for the ice bucket challenge
i’d say suck my clit to you but we’ve been there and you were awful at it
do you ever just get up from your computer to walk aimlessly around your house only to sit back down in front of the computer again
I pointlessly open the fridge too.
sometimes i just stand in the middle of the living room and look lost.
Why am I in the bathroom
Just one giant Sims game